Student Question #10: Are All Metaphor Essays Bad?

Student Question

"Are all metaphor essays bad?"

My Response

First, a quick review. A metaphor is just an assertion that one thing is like another thing. In the college essay context, the usual approach is to try to argue that the student is like some object. For example, a roller coaster could be a metaphor for the student's life.

To answer the question, no, not all metaphor essays are bad. But all random metaphor essays are bad. A random metaphor is one that compares you to something outside your every-day experience. If you compare your life to a roller coaster even though you've never ridden one, roller coasters are not your best metaphorical option. I sense the attraction of random metaphors is the belief that if we could just find the right, clever metaphor, we'd win over the reader. But there's no such thing as a magic metaphor (or topic) that will, simply by appearing in your essay, stab the admission officer with wonder: "Oh my gosh! This applicant's a spork - multi-functional!" A random metaphor seems out of place, like an unattended elephant ambling down a city street.

For a metaphor to work, it has to be authentic, not random. But finding authentic metaphors is easy. Pluck them from the scenes - the particular moments - you'll be describing in your essay. If I'm writing about writing (my curse, apparently), then maybe the staple remover on my desk is a metaphor for my outlook on editing; I disassemble words and reassemble them in a better order. Or the aluminum Dr. Pepper can is a metaphor for my ideas: recycled. So long as you draw the metaphor out of your scene instead of imposing the it onto your essay, your metaphor will be authentic.

Good luck writing!

Jon

Jon Perkins holds a B.A. in English from Stanford University and a J.D. from Harvard Law School. He helps students with their college, law school, and medical school applications.

Student Question #9: Is a Sports Essay about Overcoming Injury Too Cliche?

Student Question

"If I write a sports essay, is overcoming an injury too cliche?"

My Response

Yes. As I describe in my ebook, one of your essay goals is to discern your point of differentiation. That's the aspect of your experience that differs from the experiences of other people. Almost every athlete everywhere has experienced and overcome an injury, so writing about that will not distinguish you as an individual. It will merely identify you as a member of a large subset of athletes.

When you're writing about any topic, especially about a topic susceptible to cliches, you have to ask, "How is my experience different from other people in similar situations?" You're looking for details that identify your story's unique fingerprint. The easy, generic sports story is injury-rehab-training-success!

To avoid this ho-hum narrative, start asking yourself questions. What surprised you about the injury/rehab process? Did you meet anyone you wouldn't have met otherwise? Did the injury spark a new interest in a person or idea? How did you spend the time you would have spent training? Did this injury bring out the best in you or the worst in you? How did you deal with your frustration? How, specifically, did your attitude and actions change after your injury?

There's no magic question to unlock your fingerprint details, but the more questions you ask, the more likely you'll discover that detail where you can say, without question, "No one else could write this detail!" It's a great feeling. Don't give up on finding it.

Final Thoughts

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Jon

Jon Perkins holds a B.A. in English from Stanford University and a J.D. from Harvard Law School. He helps students with their college, law school, and medical school applications.

Student Question #8: How Personal Is Too Personal?

Student Question

"How personal is too personal? How much information is too much information?"

My Response

When you're thinking about how much information to reveal, imagine yourself sitting down at an admission interview. The interviewer smiles and tells you to relax. Then he asks you your favorite books and secretly judges you if you answer "Heart of Darkness" (Liar, liar!). But the interviewer is still smiling, so you don't know he's beaming judgment rays at you. Your take a deep breath, compose yourself, and then answer his questions.

If this interviewer asks you an open-ended question about your experiences, would you talk to him about drugs, sex, violence, mayhem, and lawlessness? Probably not. I'm not saying you'd never have a good reason to discuss these experiences. (I am too lawyerly to pronounce such a broad edict.) But in most cases, you have little to gain from a confession that runs a high risk of having the reader judge you negatively. In an interview, at least you can clear up misunderstandings and read the other person's body language. But in an essay, which is really just a written interview, you don't get this chance. That's why essays (and emails, texts, and any other written communication) require more caution than interviews (and any oral communication).

If you want to write about something controversial, then try to figure out why that topic attracts you. If you can reveal the same aspect of your personality with a safer topic, then why risk putting off the reader with a controversial topic? A controversial topic can be a grimy window that obscures the reader's view of you. Before he can even see you, the dirt absorbs his attention. My general rule is that your topic should "do no harm" to your goal of illuminating your personality.

Final Thoughts

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Student Question #7: How Do I Write in a Casual Voice?

Student Question

"I've read I should use a casual voice. How do I avoid not sounding formal?"

My Response

I like your question because it makes me think about what voice is, exactly. If someone asked me what "sounding formal" means, I would think of a sentence like this:

"Formal tone might be achieved through the use of passive voice, long sentences, and extra adjectives and adjectives, a point that can be illustrated by extending this tremendously tedious sentence."

So if you want to make your tone more casual, consider these ideas:

1. Use active voice. "I hit the ball," not "The ball was hit by me."

2. Use sentence variety. If you have a bunch of long sentences, throw in a short one. If you have a bunch of sentences with commas, throw in some sentences without commas.

3. Rely on verbs, not adjectives and adverbs. If you choose the right verb, you can cut down the clutter of those wonderfully superfluous adjectives and adverbs (yes, like wonderfully and superfluous).

If you follow these 3 suggestions, your writing will take on a more casual tone. But the real challenge might be less about style and more about substance. These essays are hard because they require you to reveal your personality in 500 words or fewer.

Before you worry too much about tone, make sure you're writing about a topic that will leave the reader thinking, "Hey, I really like this kid!" If you keep this big-picture goal in mind, and if you use active voice, sentence variety, and active verbs, I think you'll find the right tone.

Final Thoughts

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Student Question #6: Is a Satirical Essay Worth the Risk?

Student Question

"I'm thinking about writing a satirical essay poking fun at the typical applicant who exaggerates his accomplishments. Is it worth the risk?"

My Response

Is your satire essay for an application to a reach, target, or safety school?

If you're considering satire for a target or safety school, then I'm not sure the risk is worth the potential reward. Satire/sarcasm sometime falls flat in person, and it's even dicier in writing. Will the writer know if you're making fun of yourself or will she just think you're full of yourself? When you're applying to a school where your chances are already good, you might not want to take that chance of offending the reader.

At the same time, if you're applying to a long-shot school (like any Ivy, or any school where your SAT/ACT <25th percentile), then you don't have much to lose. Maybe you gamble.

You can have different strategies for different groups of schools - take advantage of the fact the Common App lets you create different versions of your app.

Final Thoughts

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Jon Perkins holds a B.A. in English from Stanford University and a J.D. from Harvard Law School. He helps students with their college, law school, and medical school applications.